"Well, you're not trying to sleep with the hostess, as far as I know you're not on any drugs, you haven't tried to get high off of any of the cooking ingredients, you're not trying to steal the head chef position from me, and it's been a full minute and you've yet to cut off any body parts." Priestly flashed her a smirk. "So, yeah. Your sousing will be a dream come true."
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