"Wait, when did we become the eleven o'clock news?" Tish asked.

"Probably when we all managed to pair off in the course of a week," Priestly said. "It's kind of epic."

"Thanks to you," Jen said. "Well, not Piper and Noah, but me and Jeff are totally on you."

"You may have had a hand in Zo and I," Trucker said, from where he was still sitting in his booth.

"And you beat up Tish's last boyfriend," Piper said. "Well . . . hit him once."

Priestly rubbed his wrist brace, and Tish leaned in to kiss him on the cheek. "I've been meaning to thank you for that."