Priestly beat his forehead a few times with his phone, causing Stevesie to squawk and try to swipe it away. "I'm sorry," he said when he put the phone back to his ear. "I must have misheard you. It sounded for a second like you wanted me to go for a run in the snow."

It was a good thing they were best friends who loved each other forever and ever, because Priestly was being kind of a dick right now.