Why did everyone always blame Priestly when he got hurt? He didn't panic this time! That was serious progress!

"Me too," Priestly agreed. "She is -- really terrifying."

As evidenced by the fact that all of his coworkers and most of the diner's other patrons were all now hiding behind the lunch counter. Priestly spotted his manager among the crowd.

"Uh, boss?"

"OH MY GOD GO TO THE HOSPITAL," the manager said.

"Alrighty."