"Dinah," Priestly said with a grin. "My darling. This is the 21st century, we don't have any CDs here. YouTube it."

Really now.

"And the show is part of the whole experience." His mise this time included extra wine glasses, a whole line of ingredients premeasured into attractive dishes along the kitchen counter behind him, and a whole array of candles. "Once these are lit, I'll hit the lights."

Cooking in the dark, awww yeah.