A boy named Sous

"There was that one time with fishnets," Priestly noted, "but those were exceptional circumstances."

Very exceptional. We-can't-get-into-that-in-mixed-company exceptional.

"Aw, I bet you'll look super-cute," Piper said.

"Or sexy, which is even better," Tish added.

Jen raised a hand. "As the other 'I don't dress that way' person here, I support your decision to not wear them, if you want."