lovemykilt: (afab - mmmhmmm)
Priestly had woken up this morning his usual male self, gone about his business, decided to take a nice, leisurely evening shower, and came out female.

She didn't notice the difference.

She did notice that for some reason Stevesie had a panic attack when he saw her and was now pouting from under the kitchen table, but, well. He was Stevesie, and he did that sort of thing, so she didn't think much of it.

"Is this separation anxiety because Jane had to go home again?" she asked, peering down at the red panda. Stevesie chattered at her. She sighed, reaching for the bag of treats on the counter. Time to lure the panda out of hiding, again.

"You're lucky you're adorable," she said. "Or you'd've been a charming stole months ago."

She was actually totally anti-fur. She just had a particularly dark sense of humor.

[ooc: mostly establishy, but open if anyone is up and has reason to wander by.]
lovemykilt: (disbelief)
Priestly lay flopped across his bed as the sun made its way slowly across the room. Not sleeping, no, he still hadn't done any of that since waking up in Fandom, but just lying there, chin buried in his pillow, staring at the wall.

The talk with Tish . . . had not gone well. He'd known it wouldn't, but he couldn't help but hope. . . .

There was a knock at the door. )

[ooc: Establishy again, though Priestly will be available for phone calls later in his day.]
lovemykilt: (gets the girls)
The portal had dropped Priestly off without any detours or layovers, for once, and he couldn't decide if he was pleased or disappointed. While it was definitely a good idea to get the hell out of Fandom -- now that he was pretty sure the people who needed confirmation of him not being dead had all gotten it -- that didn't mean he really quite wanted to deal with being home just yet.

He was seriously tempted to just go find some place to hide. But if Tish and the others found out that he'd come back and hadn't come immediately to find them, they'd be even more pissed than they probably already were. He was going to have to man up and face the music.

He just hadn't expected them all to still be there at this hour, that was all.

In which there is music facing and also hugging )

[ooc: MWAHAHAHA. Establishy.]
lovemykilt: (gets the girls)
Priestly woke up gasping so hard he choked, his hands clenching in the sheets. He jerked himself upright, grabbing at his chest, body still in panicked escape mode.

. . . resistancetheMadriKarlaMomokoarrowscan'tbreathecan'tbreathecan'tbreathecan'tbreathe. . . .

He tried to bolt out of the way of . . . something . . . only to tangle his legs in the sheets and topple out of the bed onto the floor. He let out a strangled, breathy scream.

. . . can'tbreathecan'tbreathecan'tbreathecan'twhyaremynailspurple?

He stared down at his fingers, still hyperventilating, while his brain caught up to the fact that he was staring at his slightly chipped purple painted finger nails. And there was the tattoo on the inside of his forearm. He sobbed once, feeling the slight shift of his labret piercing as it shifted in his lip, a movement he normally didn't even notice, any more, then heaved in another breath while he stuck his hands into his long, bleached out, flatted hair.

The last thing he remembered was choking to death on his own blood.

He shoved himself into the corner formed by the nightstand and the bed, curling in on himself while he tried to get his body to catch up with the fact that he wasn't dead, he wasn't dying, he was safe, and no one was going to try to kill him just for drawing attention to himself. So if no one minded, he was just going to curl up here for awhile and cry, okay?

[ooc: open to any out to find my kilted wonder. He's gonna be a little wrecked for awhile.]
lovemykilt: (cheerful)
Priestly blinked.

He was standing in the middle of the road in Hong Kong, surrounded by rather a lot of locals all jostling at him and yelling for him to get his stupid, American ass out of the way, staring out at . . . the rest of Hong Kong.

He had his phone clenched in his fist, with a fuzzy, crappy picture of what looked like a giant dust cloud straight out of the Dust Bowl. As he stood there, the phone rang.

"Hello?"

"Dude," said Jen. "Why'd you hang up on me?"

"Jen!" Priestly pumped his free hand in the air, turning to head back towards the bar he'd been hanging out in. "You exist!"

"Well, yes --"

"And Tish? Trucker? Zo? Mr. Julius? My mom?"

"They . . . all exist, too?"

And now the locals were yelling at Priestly to stop running down the street, yelling, and waving his hand in the air while talking on the phone.

Priestly wasn't in much of a mood to listen to them, though.

[ooc: Yay, he's back! Open for phone calls and things, with some slow play likely.]
lovemykilt: (existential)
Tish, it seemed, had gone the way of Trucker and Priestly's parents and Japan. Priestly tried not to think about it.

All travel between countries appeared to have ceased. He wasn't sure if boats and planes and things actually didn't exist any more, or if maybe the people running them had noticed they were having issues the same way Portalocity had, and honestly, he wasn't sure he wanted to know.

It was all just too creepy. He couldn't handle it.

"I know you think I'm losing my mind," he told Jen in his now daily phone call. "I wonder that, too, sometimes. But come on. Why would you work in a sandwich shop with no other employees and no customers? Jen, you're a computer geek!" Jen didn't respond. Priestly sighed. "Look. I just. You know I love you, Jen. I just wish you could see what's happening all around you."

Jen still didn't say a word.

"Jen?"

Silence.

"Dammit, this isn't funny."

That was when Priestly noticed that the quiet wasn't just from the phone. The whole bar he'd been sitting in had gone silent. Priestly looked up, spotting the last of his fellow patrons going out the door. He frowned.

"I'll call you back," he told Jen, hoping against hope that she was still somewhere on the other end of the line. He hung up the phone and went over to the door. He clenched the phone in his fist, took a deep breath, and pushed it open.

The street was full of people, all eerily silent. They all stared east, towards the coast. Priestly walked between them, out into the middle of the street, afraid to look. Afraid of what he'd see. Finally, he couldn't take it any more. He turned.

The Pacific Ocean was gone. The parks that lined the eastern Hong Kong coast were gone. The end of the street was gone.

In their place was simply . . . Nothing.

Priestly swallowed, then raised his phone. He took a picture and set it up to send, then called the only number he had left that he was sure would have someone on the other end.

"I sent you a picture," he said. He closed his eyes. "I know you'll find someone who can help." A breath. "I love you."

And then there were none.
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lovemykilt: (disappointed)
"Look," Priestly said. He'd finally managed to scrape together enough money for a long distance phone card and had, naturally, immediately called the Beach City Grill. "You guys can't keep sending me money. You're both broke, too. Unless Trucker decided to give you raises."

"Who?" asked Jen. Priestly pinched his nose and successfully resisted the urge to throw his phone against a wall.

"Is Priestly talking about his imaginary friends again?" )

[ooc: It's fun to be evil! Open for any pan-dimensional phone calls.]

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