Voicemail

[lovemykilt]

Hey, you've reached Priestly. Aren't you lucky! I'm not around to take your call, but you probably know what to do.

*beep*

Comments

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"Oh, clearly," Dinah teased. "And who would I be fighting crime against there, hunh?... well, aside from the Todds in your world."

[lovemykilt]

"Hey, we have crime here! Our criminals just usually don't wear snazzy outfits and name themselves after playing cards and flightless birds."

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"Uh-hunh," Dinah said, doubting that. Well, the crime part, not the uncrazy crime part. "You could move here, you know. Momoko's going to be here for a while sometime after New Year's. She's going to be done with her Academy training by then, try to figure out what she wants to do next. And Raven might be here in the Fall for classes too. So see, not must me to move for!"

[lovemykilt]

"Sounds like you're building a mini-Fandom out there. I don't know, do you have a crazy hippie sandwich shop?"

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"We have everything else in Gotham. I can find one for you!" Or hey, maybe Helena would be up for opening one? "Seriously. I wish we were in the same city, damnit."

[lovemykilt]

"It'd be pretty sweet. I don't know, though. I get my ass kicked by the lowlife douchebags here. If I spend too long over there, I'd probably get myself killed."

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"That is not a fun idea." Dinah frowned, almost pouting. "Then you just have to come visit this summer, after I visit, and ... we'll both visit Fandom and visit more often," she offered. Plus there was Tish, and all his friends in Santa Cruz, and... yeah.

[lovemykilt]

"What we really need is a middle ground. A New Santa Cruztham or something."

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"See, it even sounds cool," Dinah decided. "Someplace with a beach, and yet skyscrapers. Some place your friends would wanna be, and I'd have something to do."

[lovemykilt]

"You know, you say 'beach and sky scrapers', and I just end up thinking 'not another LA'."

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"Or Atlantic City," Dinah said, making a face. "Enh. We'll figure it out. Sometime. Until then... we'll always have Skype."

[lovemykilt]

"The communication tool of choice for when your best friend turns into a mint green pony!"

Sunday morning text

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Jaime's back! We got him! He's okay! He says thanks for coming to help!

The exclamations were even louder in person; be glad you got a text, Priestly.

Call when you have a minute!

[heromaniac]

Today was Priestly's birthday, if Momoko remembered right from other!other!Momoko.

Hopefully he enjoyed the two t-shirts at least, and that the one present she hadn't been able to resist didn't make him feel uncomfortable.

The plushy vegetables were totally just for fun.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Dinah, of course, got him something suitably urban. Something cuisine-crime-related Also, something suitably bourbon. Also, more shiny!

And a card: Drink and dye responsibly! Make someone else drive! And remember, if you don't know where you are when you wake up, call me. I'll come find you. {{{{{{{HUGS!! and Happy BIRTHDAY!}}}} - Dinah

Text from Momoko, Late Saturday Night

[heromaniac]

Momoko wasn't sure if Priestly was coming to her ceremony or not, but she totally wanted him to see Dinah in a kimono, so as soon as she could steal a moment to herself, she was totally sending him a text with a picture she'd taken.

LOOK WHAT I GOT DINAH TO WEAR!!! SO BEAUTIFUL, RIGHT?

Maybe he'd think she was sending it to lots of people? She totally wasn't.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

A text came through...

Identity Pr0n

So, okay, I might have seen that Arrow guy again. Shut up.

Also, Raven's taste in men *sucks.* Still.

[lovemykilt]

It took a little bit of wiggling, but Priestly managed to get his phone out to text back.

Will need details if it was steamy. Maybe Raven should switch to women?

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Too much rain for steam. He was helpful. It was weird.

She did have that crush on Karla, hmm. Maybe Gabby knows someone?

[lovemykilt]

So he was wet and helpful? *eyebrow waggle*

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Dinah stared at that, then head-phoned. How did he manage entendres she never saw coming?

I want to hate you for that, oh.my.god.

ALKF

Images. Can not un-see.

Very late Saturday night

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"Sooo, we caught our killer. And Raven is never allowed to date anyone without a background check and a telepathic scan again.

"Would visiting this week be massively inconvenient? Call me!"

Special Delivery

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

This morning, a hungover and possibly head-banging Priestly would find a special delivery waiting, of: really good very tall coffee; a bottle of aspirin; three chocolate-chip bagels. And a note:

Challenger suggests you open your e-mail! And feel better soon.

...where yes, Priestly would find links to various fanfics, including that one with the nail polish in that werewolf fandom, the one with Captain USA and his girlfriend and tying the captain up, and a few others that were as much hilarious as hot.

You're welcome, dude.

MAIL!

[heromaniac]

In today's mail, you might be shocked to find an actual paper invitation! And from Momoko of all people!


There was a small piece of paper included with the envelope that explained that she had also invited Jaime, Dinah, Raven, Karla, and Warren. Also that she had reserved a room, and would you please come stay for a couple of days, starting Friday, April 19, and relax. It also included portal coordinates to a point just a short walk from the inn, so no one got sent to the wrong place... at least, not the wrong place in her Japan, that is.

[hatesmoststuff.livejournal.com]

can i die my hair wth tequila

It was April's birthday. April was drunk. Just accept the inevitability of the drunk texts, Priestly.