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That half an hour garnered a lot of texts.
tia said htat was too obvious and would say the wrong thing about my intentions i did time after time
a girl cried
someone offered to buy me my first make up kit. told them i couldn't shave. said it didn't matter
my stage name is apparently groovedream groovedancer
tia used random name generator
Foxy GoLightly says that is not my stage name she will make a better one
where r u
r u dead
if ur ded my stage name will be after u2
i will be dimo lancesumi
in ur honor
Then, after the "Yes":
oh ur alive
damn i liked that name
i mean YAY DID U CATCH BAD GUYS WHERES THE HAT PIC
This is Tia. I apologize for getting Priestly falling down drunk and the horrendous text speak that resulted. I am not sorry that he's decided that drag is his new calling.
I'm glad you're not dead. If you're actually Huntress I would like your autograph please.
Attached was a short video of Priestly, wearing a pink curly wig that looked suspiciously like a certain pony's mane, lovingly belting "If you're lost you can look and you will find me!" into a microphone clutched between both fingers. There was a silky bra on his head.
You're welcome.
tia said htat was too obvious and would say the wrong thing about my intentions i did time after time
a girl cried
someone offered to buy me my first make up kit. told them i couldn't shave. said it didn't matter
my stage name is apparently groovedream groovedancer
tia used random name generator
Foxy GoLightly says that is not my stage name she will make a better one
where r u
r u dead
if ur ded my stage name will be after u2
i will be dimo lancesumi
in ur honor
Then, after the "Yes":
oh ur alive
damn i liked that name
i mean YAY DID U CATCH BAD GUYS WHERES THE HAT PIC
This is Tia. I apologize for getting Priestly falling down drunk and the horrendous text speak that resulted. I am not sorry that he's decided that drag is his new calling.
I'm glad you're not dead. If you're actually Huntress I would like your autograph please.
Attached was a short video of Priestly, wearing a pink curly wig that looked suspiciously like a certain pony's mane, lovingly belting "If you're lost you can look and you will find me!" into a microphone clutched between both fingers. There was a silky bra on his head.
You're welcome.
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Dinah was laughing too hard for five full minutes at all these texts, then singing along with Priestly and laughing. And going "awwwwww."
Hi! This is Dinah! I'm not Huntress, Priestly exaggerates a lot. If I ever run into her I'll get her autograph for you though.
Don't apologize, we did this one month after we met. Well, without the drag. With the singing.
Make sure he doesn't sign anything 'groovedancer'.
Oh, and tell him the bad guy is tied to the hood of my car.
No, he wasn't. He was tied up in the back seat.
Hi! This is Dinah! I'm not Huntress, Priestly exaggerates a lot. If I ever run into her I'll get her autograph for you though.
Don't apologize, we did this one month after we met. Well, without the drag. With the singing.
Make sure he doesn't sign anything 'groovedancer'.
Oh, and tell him the bad guy is tied to the hood of my car.
No, he wasn't. He was tied up in the back seat.
tia stole my phone you should arrest her
bouncer named me sentience freenik
also that is the best hood ornimint. so badass. many texas.
bouncer named me sentience freenik
also that is the best hood ornimint. so badass. many texas.
you get the stetson and boots photo as soon as we're back in El Paso for making me laugh so hard
SENTIENCE. It's like he knows you!
SENTIENCE. It's like he knows you!
HE DOES I POURED MY SOUL INTO MY SONG
cyndi lauper 4eva
cyndi lauper 4eva
*beep*
"Hey, dude. We got things settled in El Paso... and went straight to Glacia. I'm gonna be there for the next few days. Momoko wants to do a kind of memorial walk of the places where we were last year, and-- I think it's a good idea.
"So I'll talk to you in a bit, gimme a call back, tell me if Sentience has made more music. And if he has, there better be video!
"Love you, see you, bye!"
"Hey, dude. We got things settled in El Paso... and went straight to Glacia. I'm gonna be there for the next few days. Momoko wants to do a kind of memorial walk of the places where we were last year, and-- I think it's a good idea.
"So I'll talk to you in a bit, gimme a call back, tell me if Sentience has made more music. And if he has, there better be video!
"Love you, see you, bye!"
Momoko had a hard task ahead of her... but she had to do it! He was her only hope!
She gripped her phone and dialed. "Hey Priestly! It's Momoko. I have a totally rude favour to ask you about Karla's baby shower.... You did get the invitation, right? Oh! I want to apologize for having it so close to your birthday, for one thing. I didn't mean to have them so close, like that. And then to ask you to help... Sorry. You can totally tell me no, but I didn't want to ask anyone else."
She pinched her lips, thinking, not even realizing she hadn't explained what she wanted from him yet. "If you can't, I guess I would have to buy some from a store? Hmm." Momoko sighed into the phone, then added, "Well, let me know, okay?"
She gripped her phone and dialed. "Hey Priestly! It's Momoko. I have a totally rude favour to ask you about Karla's baby shower.... You did get the invitation, right? Oh! I want to apologize for having it so close to your birthday, for one thing. I didn't mean to have them so close, like that. And then to ask you to help... Sorry. You can totally tell me no, but I didn't want to ask anyone else."
She pinched her lips, thinking, not even realizing she hadn't explained what she wanted from him yet. "If you can't, I guess I would have to buy some from a store? Hmm." Momoko sighed into the phone, then added, "Well, let me know, okay?"
Delivered to Priestly's apartment? A letter notifying him he had been gifted a subscription to the "Surprise Veggie or Fruit" of the month club and a small package decorated in birthday wrapping paper.
Happy Birthday, Priestly!!!
Happy Birthday, Priestly!!!
[from here]
"Okay, why...? How are you doing? Why are we talking about your chest? Much less man-boobs you don't have? ... This is weirder than usual, even for us.
Call me!"
"Okay, why...? How are you doing? Why are we talking about your chest? Much less man-boobs you don't have? ... This is weirder than usual, even for us.
Call me!"
At 7:14 PM:
"Priestly! I won a cowboy hat! For staying on the mechanical bull for three rides in a row! WOOOOO!... Okay, Gabby says we need to do the kick-line. More later!"
Attachment: Dinah in a red Stetson, the red dress, and red boots, toasting the camera phone with a glass of sangria.
"Priestly! I won a cowboy hat! For staying on the mechanical bull for three rides in a row! WOOOOO!... Okay, Gabby says we need to do the kick-line. More later!"
Attachment: Dinah in a red Stetson, the red dress, and red boots, toasting the camera phone with a glass of sangria.
Wooooo! Priestly texted back. So he didn't disturb her fun country-western night out. I'm trying to keep Stevesie from eating Momo's flowers.
Accompanied by a photo of Stevesie burying his head in said flowers with a blissed out expression on his face.
Because that couldn't possibly go wrong. . . .
Accompanied by a photo of Stevesie burying his head in said flowers with a blissed out expression on his face.
Because that couldn't possibly go wrong. . . .
A return text, a little while later:
AWWWWW ADORABLES! I am wearing one of those flowers in my hair! Just not now, 'cause hat.
You gots chocolate?
Apparently Dinah had not reached the Bad Spelling portion of the evening yet.
AWWWWW ADORABLES! I am wearing one of those flowers in my hair! Just not now, 'cause hat.
You gots chocolate?
Apparently Dinah had not reached the Bad Spelling portion of the evening yet.
She still needed more booze, obviously.
where'd you put it in the meantime? cleavage flower maybe?
Mmm, cleavage. Priestly was finding himself feeling ever so slightly frisky this Valentine's.
where'd you put it in the meantime? cleavage flower maybe?
Mmm, cleavage. Priestly was finding himself feeling ever so slightly frisky this Valentine's.
Heeeee. There was a good suggestion! - And possibly a contributing factor to Dinah's activities tonight.
Boot top! But maybe I'll move it now!
Dan at the bar says 'hi!' And he missed Momo, awww.
The bartender knows you by sight, Dinah. This may not be a good thing.
Gabby says she wants to meet Sentience, I showed her video.
Boot top! But maybe I'll move it now!
Dan at the bar says 'hi!' And he missed Momo, awww.
The bartender knows you by sight, Dinah. This may not be a good thing.
Gabby says she wants to meet Sentience, I showed her video.
Sentience would love to meet Gabby! We should have karaoke dance party.
Karaoke dance slumber party. With pillows and cute pjs that may or may not end up removed later.
Mmm.
Karaoke dance slumber party. With pillows and cute pjs that may or may not end up removed later.
Mmm.
Gabby was not going to make out with Dinah in front of you, Priestly. She would make out with her girlfriend in front of anyone, though?
YES WE NEED TO DO THIS whoops stupid shift key
About fifteen minutes later:
Okay drunk gross guys quit asking Gabby if she's bi
we're saying bye here going to O'Reilly's . bye. not bi.
Maybe I will kiss some girls too though, everyone is so pretty
Aha. This was Dinah's three-drink mood kicking in.
YES WE NEED TO DO THIS whoops stupid shift key
About fifteen minutes later:
Okay drunk gross guys quit asking Gabby if she's bi
we're saying bye here going to O'Reilly's . bye. not bi.
Maybe I will kiss some girls too though, everyone is so pretty
Aha. This was Dinah's three-drink mood kicking in.
Her girlfriend could be invited!
gross boys go away, Priestly responded. You're almost making me wish I was there More than almost but he was trying not to sound regretful about his chill solo valentine's plans.
Stevesie is trying to hump my pillow
gross boys go away, Priestly responded. You're almost making me wish I was there More than almost but he was trying not to sound regretful about his chill solo valentine's plans.
Stevesie is trying to hump my pillow
About ten minutes later: ahahahah awww, Stevesie! Is he a teenager now?
We have to go into the fridge to get to the bar
O'Reilly's was special and an ex-speakeasy.
I like this place! they have couches and guys who speak Italian
Ooooo gin & champagne drink Midnight in Paris oo la la
I wish you were here you would speak Frecnh!
We have to go into the fridge to get to the bar
O'Reilly's was special and an ex-speakeasy.
I like this place! they have couches and guys who speak Italian
Ooooo gin & champagne drink Midnight in Paris oo la la
I wish you were here you would speak Frecnh!
Maybe! He is definitely horny
why are they speaking italian in an irish bar?
And I don't know frecnh
why are they speaking italian in an irish bar?
And I don't know frecnh
fresch FRENCH don't mock me, buster
'cause they're being romaaaantic bella i am not bella i am dinah
And a little later: is the pillow returning his kisssssssssses?
I just kissed Mick. Mick the mick. MMmmm tastes like coffee
'cause they're being romaaaantic bella i am not bella i am dinah
And a little later: is the pillow returning his kisssssssssses?
I just kissed Mick. Mick the mick. MMmmm tastes like coffee
Does mick know he is a very very lucky man?
Priestly eyed Stevesie, who was now curled up on the besmirched pillow with a blissed out look on his face.
pillow seems pretty into it sure
Priestly eyed Stevesie, who was now curled up on the besmirched pillow with a blissed out look on his face.
pillow seems pretty into it sure
SO SWEET and a little crzy
Mick is older and not too older more like Ozzy older he is a musician he knows he is a lucky mannnn
no more drummers after leo, he is a guitar player
fingers! fingers are sexy! twirling the flower!
So that would be 5 drinks now.
Mick is older and not too older more like Ozzy older he is a musician he knows he is a lucky mannnn
no more drummers after leo, he is a guitar player
fingers! fingers are sexy! twirling the flower!
So that would be 5 drinks now.
Gabby is keeping an eye on you?
Those were some increasingly drunken texts. Priestly was totally willing to cut his self-party short to go rescue her.
Those were some increasingly drunken texts. Priestly was totally willing to cut his self-party short to go rescue her.
yes there are rules. i dont get to leave the couch with anyone
there is a guy who only speaks italian, but we are still talking. mick is translating. maybe lying. what movie u watching?
do you know how to play flip, sip or strip?
and a little later:
ahahahahah TK POWERS FOR WIN
there is a guy who only speaks italian, but we are still talking. mick is translating. maybe lying. what movie u watching?
do you know how to play flip, sip or strip?
and a little later:
ahahahahah TK POWERS FOR WIN
have not heard of it. Sounds diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirty.
Watching Haunted House on a Hill. No. Hill House Haunting. No. Some combo of Hill, House, and Haunt.
Watching Haunted House on a Hill. No. Hill House Haunting. No. Some combo of Hill, House, and Haunt.
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