Voicemail

[lovemykilt]

Hey, you've reached Priestly. Aren't you lucky! I'm not around to take your call, but you probably know what to do.

*beep*

Comments

Re: Avon calling! Or not.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

SO SWEET and a little crzy

Mick is older and not too older more like Ozzy older he is a musician he knows he is a lucky mannnn

no more drummers after leo, he is a guitar player

fingers! fingers are sexy! twirling the flower!

So that would be 5 drinks now.

Re: Avon calling! Or not.

[lovemykilt]

Gabby is keeping an eye on you?

Those were some increasingly drunken texts. Priestly was totally willing to cut his self-party short to go rescue her.

Re: Avon calling! Or not.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

yes there are rules. i dont get to leave the couch with anyone

there is a guy who only speaks italian, but we are still talking. mick is translating. maybe lying. what movie u watching?

do you know how to play flip, sip or strip?

and a little later:

ahahahahah TK POWERS FOR WIN

Re: Avon calling! Or not.

[lovemykilt]

have not heard of it. Sounds diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirty.

Watching Haunted House on a Hill. No. Hill House Haunting. No. Some combo of Hill, House, and Haunt.

Re: Avon calling! Or not.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

that is not a rom-com i can tell

stevesie should protect you from the tv

it is dirrrrrrrrrrrrty ahah flip a coin. guess. get it right, nada.

wrong; sip or strip. i am not giving any1 my boots!!!!!!!!!!! or thong

danilo is pretttty but ur eyelashes are prettier

Re: Avon calling! Or not.

[lovemykilt]

aw my eyelashes love you too

and no romcoms they perpetuate myths about stalking being romantic haven't you heard? Horror movies know they're effed up

way better

Re: Avon calling! Or not.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

but the blonde girl always dies. i hate that

except for wendy the ww stalker. .. oh hey you should watch raymond dark and dark night and find my ep where i died

i love your eyelashes and ur beard, no shaving.

'kay danilo is nice kisser but too nice 4 meee he wants to get married but i dont

we r going 2 DARK HORSE!!!! helena will hate us heeee

do u have chocklit still?

Re: Avon calling! Or not.

[lovemykilt]

I have all the chocolate. Don't get married tonight. You're drunk.

Priestly was feeling a little left out. Time to go bust out some beer.

brb. Tia just got home. it's early, need to check on her

Re: Avon calling! Or not.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

awww 'kay!

About half an hour later:

much dancing. so tired. very yay.

how's tia?

want chokkie

Re: Avon calling! Or not.

[lovemykilt]

Tia's date got sick. We're splitting her bottle of rum

Still have lots of chocolate here! You should come over!

Three dots for a few minutes

tia agrees come over we can have chocolate party

Tia and Priestly were starting on their way towards thoroughly drunk. And were getting rather pollen saturated while they were at it. And Tia was pan and poly enough to encourage all the people coming over.

Re: Avon calling! Or not.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

YAY I WILL

1 more dancieness

about 20 minutes later:

gabby and gina making out w/o meeeee

i kissed lisa and tod and ALEXEI. SEXY ALEXEI, WOW. my lips are maybe burned maybe that's the drink

time to go see youuuu before I leave with SA

ETA TEN MINUTES I BRING CHAMPAGNE YAY ME WINNER

Re: Avon calling! Or not.

[lovemykilt]

Priestly pulled his mouth off Tia's long enough to check his phone.

"Dinah's coming over with her gay best friend and champagne."

Tia grinned. "That sounds like the best Valentine's ever."

kk see you soon!

Re: Avon calling! Or not.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Re: Avon calling! Or not.

[lovemykilt]

And then the twain did meet