Voicemail

[lovemykilt]

Hey, you've reached Priestly. Aren't you lucky! I'm not around to take your call, but you probably know what to do.

*beep*

Comments

[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

"Hi, it's Amber Atkins. Um. So about dinner tomorrow night? I thought it might be more fun to include more people. You up for that? The more the merrier!" She paused. "So, okay. If this isn't cool with you, just let me know. Bye!"

[lovemykilt]

Priestly sighed and rubbed his forehead before calling Amber back.

"Yeah, more people's cool. I'm always up for a party."

Dammit.

Crazy Phone Day!

[always-damp.livejournal.com]

As soon as he heard the beep Toby angrily shouted into the phone, "ASSHOLE!" Man, Kevin sucked.

CRAZY PHONE DAY

[swipedthatfoot.livejournal.com]

"Hey. I feel like the lamest person ever for leaving this on your voice mail? But, uh, I had a really good time last night and ... okay. I'm so lame, I just kinda wanna ask this.

Are you my boyfriend or what? Not like titles are all important, but I dunno, it seems like things are going that way and -

I am going to hang up before I sound like more of an idiot. See you."

CRAZY PHONE DAY

[iamnotallgirl]

"Hey, it's me. I know I was weird and mal and kind of crazy, and you're probably wondering why I didn't come back to school yet, so I just wanted to let you know not to worry. I'm going to a new school now. And everything's fine, and, uh, I'm really sorry. I totally didn't mean for that to happen. Bye."

Crazy Phone Day

[darkangelsawyer.livejournal.com]

"Hey, it's Peyton, as if you didn't know. So, I was thinking... lazy day, too cold to wander around outside, no classes... What do you say we get together and, you know, fool around. I guarantee I can make it worth your while, darlin'." soft sexy laugh "So anyway, call me back or just come get me."

Re: Crazy Phone Day!

[lovemykilt]

[ooc: and the reply goes to . . . Firekeeper!]

Re: CRAZY PHONE DAY

[lovemykilt]

[ooc: with a reply to Francine]

Re: CRAZY PHONE DAY

[lovemykilt]

[ooc: And Priestly replies to Claudia]

Re: Crazy Phone Day

[lovemykilt]

[ooc: and the reply, of course, totally ends up going to Dean.]

[gudspellr-claud.livejournal.com]

[OOC: from here (http://gudspellr-claud.livejournal.com/633.html?thread=27001#t27001)]

"I'm NOT PREGNANT. Gah. What kind of slut do I look like?"

[lovemykilt]

[ooc: and that one goes here]

[gobrookeyourself]

[From here]

"While that's flattering, and I am kind of bored, I'm not really into girls that way. Sorry. Maybe if there's a hot guy involved, then we'll talk."

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

From here.


"Sweetheart, I'm not the one you need to talk into a threesome. Two girls, one guy, two guys one girl, I'm easy. All you got to do is ask."

Phone Madness!

[heromaniac]

Momoko was trying to return Reno's call...

"Uh, hi! This is Momoko... I haven't blown anything up, sorry. Although it sounds like you want me to? Uhm. I guess it depends on what it is, but I've never blown anything up on purpose before. I've beaten things up really badly, which I can do if you need me to, but it has to be for justice because otherwise it's wrong. Or if it's garland. Oh, and why should I kick your boss? Is your boss evil? Let me know and I can totally help with that, okay? Uhm. It was nice talking to you?"

[lovemykilt]

[ooc: goes to here]

Wacky Phone Fun

[memberslonely.livejournal.com]

[From Here (http://memberslonely.livejournal.com/4338.html?thread=30706)]

"Okay... I didn't ask you to run any errands and I don't like the inference that I'm doing something dirty with raw fish. That's disgusting! Surely you have a higher opinion of me than that."

[laceycantlie.livejournal.com]

"You were drunk too? Honestly? Am I going to have to start up a support group or something? What is going on today?"

[From here (http://laceycantlie.livejournal.com/868.html?thread=14692#t14692)!]

[not-a-mused.livejournal.com]

So, the more Cal thought about Ino's message (http://not-a-mused.livejournal.com/584.html?thread=334920#t334920), the more intrigued he got, even though he knew it was against his better judgment. If anything, he could just say he was teasing, right?

"Uh, so, what you said earlier, about the onsen...seriously, when were you thinking? Don't leave a guy hanging, here, that's just mean."

[shiroi_tiger]

"Why on Earth would I be interested in dating the person you occasionally live with? Never mind that I really am not interested in the least, it would be highly inappropriate. You aren't trying to spread rumors to falsely incriminate the faculty, are you?"

[From here!]

[maxnotsam.livejournal.com]

(from here)

"AUTHORITY?!?!? You doubt my AUTHORITY!?!?!? I'm PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, and you are my little PEON. You're a bug! Lower than a bug! I will SQUASH you with my giant battle robots!

...But, uh, you're welcome to come over and stab things any time. That sounds like fun!"

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"Hey, Priestly. It's me. Tony and I and some other people are heading back to the dorms, want an escort?"

[lovemykilt]

Priestly had jumped a foot and screamed when his phone went off.

"Dinah? Uhhhh. Yeah, that'd be good." He took a breath. "Hurley's a zombie."

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"He's what?" Dinah had tried to stay in denial about what happened to people who got bitten. Not gonna happen now. "Is he still there?"

[lovemykilt]

"Uh, no. I beat him off with a stick."

So very, very, very not dirty.

"His ear's still here."