Voicemail

[lovemykilt]

Hey, you've reached Priestly. Aren't you lucky! I'm not around to take your call, but you probably know what to do.

*beep*

Comments

Re: Avon calling! Or not.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

that is not a rom-com i can tell

stevesie should protect you from the tv

it is dirrrrrrrrrrrrty ahah flip a coin. guess. get it right, nada.

wrong; sip or strip. i am not giving any1 my boots!!!!!!!!!!! or thong

danilo is pretttty but ur eyelashes are prettier

Re: Avon calling! Or not.

[lovemykilt]

aw my eyelashes love you too

and no romcoms they perpetuate myths about stalking being romantic haven't you heard? Horror movies know they're effed up

way better

Re: Avon calling! Or not.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

but the blonde girl always dies. i hate that

except for wendy the ww stalker. .. oh hey you should watch raymond dark and dark night and find my ep where i died

i love your eyelashes and ur beard, no shaving.

'kay danilo is nice kisser but too nice 4 meee he wants to get married but i dont

we r going 2 DARK HORSE!!!! helena will hate us heeee

do u have chocklit still?

Re: Avon calling! Or not.

[lovemykilt]

I have all the chocolate. Don't get married tonight. You're drunk.

Priestly was feeling a little left out. Time to go bust out some beer.

brb. Tia just got home. it's early, need to check on her

Re: Avon calling! Or not.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

awww 'kay!

About half an hour later:

much dancing. so tired. very yay.

how's tia?

want chokkie

Re: Avon calling! Or not.

[lovemykilt]

Tia's date got sick. We're splitting her bottle of rum

Still have lots of chocolate here! You should come over!

Three dots for a few minutes

tia agrees come over we can have chocolate party

Tia and Priestly were starting on their way towards thoroughly drunk. And were getting rather pollen saturated while they were at it. And Tia was pan and poly enough to encourage all the people coming over.

Re: Avon calling! Or not.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

YAY I WILL

1 more dancieness

about 20 minutes later:

gabby and gina making out w/o meeeee

i kissed lisa and tod and ALEXEI. SEXY ALEXEI, WOW. my lips are maybe burned maybe that's the drink

time to go see youuuu before I leave with SA

ETA TEN MINUTES I BRING CHAMPAGNE YAY ME WINNER

Re: Avon calling! Or not.

[lovemykilt]

Priestly pulled his mouth off Tia's long enough to check his phone.

"Dinah's coming over with her gay best friend and champagne."

Tia grinned. "That sounds like the best Valentine's ever."

kk see you soon!

Re: Avon calling! Or not.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Re: Avon calling! Or not.

[lovemykilt]

And then the twain did meet

[heromaniac]

Today? A package arrived from San Antonio! Inside were two new winter coats with notes pinned to them, a yellow one ("For when you're a girl!") and a purple one ("Sheepskin!! SO WARM!!!") and a box of cookies. Homemade cookies! And there were even some that were normal shaped! The note with this was in Jaime's handwriting, "I monitored her the whole time and they taste great. The normal ones are from me. Happy Birthday, bro."