A boy named Sous

That half an hour garnered a lot of texts.

tia said htat was too obvious and would say the wrong thing about my intentions i did time after time

a girl cried

someone offered to buy me my first make up kit. told them i couldn't shave. said it didn't matter

my stage name is apparently groovedream groovedancer

tia used random name generator

Foxy GoLightly says that is not my stage name she will make a better one

where r u

r u dead

if ur ded my stage name will be after u2

i will be dimo lancesumi

in ur honor

Then, after the "Yes":

oh ur alive

damn i liked that name

i mean YAY DID U CATCH BAD GUYS WHERES THE HAT PIC

This is Tia. I apologize for getting Priestly falling down drunk and the horrendous text speak that resulted. I am not sorry that he's decided that drag is his new calling.

I'm glad you're not dead. If you're actually Huntress I would like your autograph please.

Attached was a short video of Priestly, wearing a pink curly wig that looked suspiciously like a certain pony's mane, lovingly belting "If you're lost you can look and you will find me!" into a microphone clutched between both fingers. There was a silky bra on his head.

You're welcome.