Room 211, Friday evening

[lovemykilt]

Priestly had spent the afternoon handwavily getting the key ingredients to his and Edward's night of "new experiences".

He had beer and hard liquor, and a couple 2 liters of soda for mixing.

Now all he needed was a bizarrely naive prince from another dimension, and he'd be set. . . .

[ooc: mostly up for Edward, but hey, the door is totally knockable.]

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"Two hundred and eleven!" He was here! Just a few feet down from his own room. LOVELY!

He knocked sharply on the Priest's door.

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Priestly heard him coming and flipped a plastic tumbler in his hand before cracking open a bottle of coke. Show time. "It's open, man, come on in!"

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Prince Edward bounded into the room. "Good eve! Priest! I trust you are well and not hindered in any manner?" He'd like to know that his friend had not fallen upon the ice like Claire had.

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Okay, that one was weird even for Edward. "Hindered?" Priestly shook his head. "I'm fine, dude. Grab a seat somewhere, make yourself at home. Uh, not on Naomi's side."

It was fairly easy to pick out which side was Priestly's, really.

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He was pleased to hear it, and he grinned wide as he moved to sit over on his bed. It should be noted that he was indeed still wearing his princely attire. He didn't think about changing.

"I am ready to begin this night of being drunk! Are you?"

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Priestly laughed. "Pretty sure I'm more ready than you are. You want the beer -- that's the ale-like stuff -- first, or you wanna try some rum?"

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He slapped his hands to his thighs. "Surprise me!" Ah, but he trusted Priest!

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Priestly was generally a follower of the "beer before liquor" rhyme, so he poured a rum and coke and held it out to Edward. Besides, he wasn't a huge beer fan. Saw too many fellow drunken football players do too many stupid things in his brief school sports tenure. "There ya go, man." He poured himself his own cup -- far more rum in his -- and held it up. "Cheers."

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"Cheers!" he exclaimed and sniffed at it before he took a decent swallow.

His eyes bugged just a little and he smacked his lips together. "Amazing!"

Never having anything like it, he quickly took another drink.

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Priestly briefly considered warning him to slow down.

Nahhhhhh.

He took a good sized gulp of his own drink and slouched down backwards on his desk chair. "Sooooo, how'd you like the figure skating?"

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"Ah, it was most entertaing! And I must admit, I found it delightful to help Claire as I did. She was most wary, you understand."

He drank more. "What is this?"

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"Rum and coke. And yeah, you seem like the chivalrous type."

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"Rum and coke. It is good, Priest! Odd, but good." And that would be Edward finishing his first cup.

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Oh yeah, Eddie was gonna be trashed.

Priestly was far too amused by this. "Let me getcha another."

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"Yes! And this would be getting drunk? You just drink and drink and drink?"

He paused.

"What happens after that?"

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"That depends on your tolerance," Priestly said, setting his own half-drunk drink aside to pour Edward another one. "And, well, you'll see. Hope you weren't hoping to accomplish anything important, tonight."

Or the following morning.

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He didn't know what tolerance meant, but he was sure it had to do with how much he could drink. "No, nothing. I am not even going to search for Giselle tonight," he stated, sighing deeply. "It is... a new feeling, this not feeling the need to search. But I am yours this night, Priest! What do we do when we're drunk?"

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"Whatever the hell pops into our heads. As long as it doesn't involve anything that involves a teacher. 'Cause getting in trouble for being drunk sucks ass."

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He gave Priest a horrified expression. "Can we not talk about skin or the sucking thereof!?"

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Priestly blinked. "The . . . wait, what?"

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He held up his hand and drank.

Then, "I've seen enough... sucking ass, Priest. Let's not talk about it, hm?"

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Priestly laughed. "Dude, it's an expression. Means, like, 'really bad'." He tilted his head. "Who've you been watching suck people's asses?"

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He turned bright red. "It was on the Magic Mirror! The women, they were, and..." he seemed to flail a little. "I'm supposed to be eased into it!" Jaina said so!

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Awww, the prince was flailing! Yes, sometimes Priestly could be a little bit mean.

"Man, I had no idea we got porn around here. Did you enjoy it?"

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"It did things to my insides!"

He guzzled his drink.

"There was pink and skin and bendy! Priest! I saw things I'm certain I wasn't meant to!"