Loft above Luke's, Tuesday morning

[lovemykilt]

". . . the hell?"

Priestly, fresh from the shower, toothbrush hanging out of his mouth, peered bleary-eyed into the medicine cabinet like it might do something exciting.

Which around here meant with no small amount of quiet terror.

He pulled the toothbrush out of his mouth and spit, then started carefully sifting through the rather full cabinet as though he was going to find a portal to another world -- you never knew around here -- but found nothing but the usual back wall.

And no hair dye.

None.

"I know I had at least a bottle of blue gel," he grumbled, sifting harder, then starting pulling stuff out. When that didn't turn anything up, he checked under the sink. Then behind the toilet. Then in the linen closet. He even went so far as to go out into the kitchen and check the fridge.

"Dean!" he bellowed. He had no idea if Dean was even home. "Did you throw out all my dye?!"

He as pretty sure that wasn't the case, but look, his hair was going to have to be natural colored today, and he needed someone to blame, okay?

[ooc: and thus begins Priestly's make-over. Open to anyone with a reason to show up.]

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[6buckstohisname.livejournal.com]

"What are you shrieking at me about?" Dean was soooo helpful to his roommate.

[lovemykilt]

"I will have you know, that was a bellow!" It said so in the narrative and everything! "What'd you do with all my hair dye?"

Yep, he'd now concluded, based on the complete lack of any evidence whatsoever, that Dean must have sabotaged his hair products.

[6buckstohisname.livejournal.com]

Dean stared at him, leaning against the doorframe. "Your what?"

[lovemykilt]

Priestly pointed at his (mostly) perfectly normal-colored hair. "Dude. This doesn't just turn blue by itself."

DUH, GEEZ.

[6buckstohisname.livejournal.com]

"And you think I had something to do with it?" Did you see Sam wandering around with blue hair? Or a blue panda running around the house?

[lovemykilt]

"If Stevesie took them, there'd be dye all over everything."

Hmm, speaking of.

"Unless he just dumped it all on your clothes."

[6buckstohisname.livejournal.com]

Aaaaand that would be Dean rushing to make sure his stuff wasn't blue. "Dude, not cool!"

[lovemykilt]

"I didn't do anything," Priestly called after him. "Now come on, what'd you do with my hair dye?"

[6buckstohisname.livejournal.com]

"I didn't touch your girly ass hair dye," Dean shouted once his stuff was secure. Other than the panda sleeping on his jacket.

Goddamn it, Stevesies.

[lovemykilt]

What? That jacket was cozy!

"Then where the hell did it all go? I've seriously got, like, gallons of that stuff!"

He kept back up stocks, really now.

[6buckstohisname.livejournal.com]

"...seriously?" That was just sad, Priestly. Said the guy who made sure there was always a spare six pack in the house.

[lovemykilt]

"Sometimes it's hard to find the good stuff," Priestly said, just a touch petulantly. "It's not like I can just walk down to the Quick Stop and pick up lime green gel."

Not like your terrible beer, Dean.

[6buckstohisname.livejournal.com]

"Maybe this is fate telling you to stop with the blue dye."

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

*riiiing* of Dinah

This could be interesting.

No, she was not psychic. Just overdue for a check-in, and she had fun things to talk about!

[lovemykilt]

"Dinah!" Priestly greeted. "Food coloring as hair dye alternative. Pro or against?"

This was a very important question.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"Pro! I dyed Camille that way with Jell-O once."

Wait. "What? Are you going organic and chemical free?"

[lovemykilt]

"There's a possibility Fandom ate my hair dye." Priestly wandered back over to the kitchen counter where he'd laid out the homemade dye ingredients -- and discovered that the food coloring had wandered off. ". . . And is maybe even still doing it."

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"Ate it?" Dinah gave the phone a suspicious look. "How much are we talking here? And why would it do that?"

Why, Fandom? Are you trying to traumatize some people?

[lovemykilt]

"A hell of a lot," Priestly said. "Dean said fate was telling me to stop dying my hair."

Bah on fate.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"Well, fate can kiss off!" A very loud second on that, Fandom! "You look good with dyed hair! Hey, did it take your gel and mousse?" Don't tell her she was going to be missing the faux-hawk from now on!

[lovemykilt]

"I'm borrowing Dean's conditioner for the food coloring experiment."

Except the food coloring was AWOL.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"Okay. That's good." Dinah took a breath and then said, "I'm not getting if the Island wants to kill you here or not."

There was precedent, damnit.

"But it's very unsettling."

[lovemykilt]

"I'm pretty sure lack of hair dye isn't actually going to kill me."

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"But! Then things kill you! Or injure grievously!" Except for that last time, in the maze, when he was days without dye or gel. "...or maybe I'm being paranoid."

Ya think?

[lovemykilt]

"Maybe a touch. And I thought you freaked out about that when I shaved. My beard trimmer is just fine."