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"I don't know, man," Priestly was saying. "I just really have the urge to watch a whole bunch of reality TV."
"What, like The Bachelor?" Tish asked.
"Mythbusters," Jen guessed.
"I like Food Network," said Piper. When they all looked at her, she shrugged. "What? I like to cook."
Priestly shook himself. "Man, that will never stop being weird." He grinned. "You know, we should totally do our own reality show. Like The Real World or Big Brother only with subs --"
He was cut off by the bell over the door. Two polo shirted, schwoopy haired preppy looking dudes walked in, paused in the doorway, and lifted their sunglasses.
"Oh look," Priestly muttered. "Synchronized douchebags." Tish shot him a death glare as she snatched the order pad from Piper, and he pretended to refocus on his grill.
"What can I get you?" Tish asked the khaki twins.
"We phoned it in," said the brunette. "Two spicy Italian subs."
Tish shifted against the counter and looked him over. "How big?"
"Ten. Inches."
"Total?"
The brunette smirked. "Each, of course." The blonde nodded like a bobblehead. Priestly rolled his eyes. Tish let out a pleased sigh. Priestly rolled his eyes even harder.
Piper held the two subs up and waited patiently for Tish to break eye contact with the brunette long enough to notice.
"I'm Tish," Tish said, with a breathy exhale. She passed the subs over.
The brunette pulled out a twenty like he was paying a cheap hooker, took the subs, and left. Tish sighed again and swooned.
"Did that work for anyone else?"
Priestly feigned a swoon of his own. "Oh totally!" he said. Tish smacked him with a towel.
[ooc: second half ripped right out of canon. Open for SP phone calls and the like.]
"What, like The Bachelor?" Tish asked.
"Mythbusters," Jen guessed.
"I like Food Network," said Piper. When they all looked at her, she shrugged. "What? I like to cook."
Priestly shook himself. "Man, that will never stop being weird." He grinned. "You know, we should totally do our own reality show. Like The Real World or Big Brother only with subs --"
He was cut off by the bell over the door. Two polo shirted, schwoopy haired preppy looking dudes walked in, paused in the doorway, and lifted their sunglasses.
"Oh look," Priestly muttered. "Synchronized douchebags." Tish shot him a death glare as she snatched the order pad from Piper, and he pretended to refocus on his grill.
"What can I get you?" Tish asked the khaki twins.
"We phoned it in," said the brunette. "Two spicy Italian subs."
Tish shifted against the counter and looked him over. "How big?"
"Ten. Inches."
"Total?"
The brunette smirked. "Each, of course." The blonde nodded like a bobblehead. Priestly rolled his eyes. Tish let out a pleased sigh. Priestly rolled his eyes even harder.
Piper held the two subs up and waited patiently for Tish to break eye contact with the brunette long enough to notice.
"I'm Tish," Tish said, with a breathy exhale. She passed the subs over.
The brunette pulled out a twenty like he was paying a cheap hooker, took the subs, and left. Tish sighed again and swooned.
"Did that work for anyone else?"
Priestly feigned a swoon of his own. "Oh totally!" he said. Tish smacked him with a towel.
[ooc: second half ripped right out of canon. Open for SP phone calls and the like.]
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15/1/12 07:09 (UTC)*ring*
Time to call the person not in college, yes!
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15/1/12 07:16 (UTC)So did everyone else in the shop.
He flipped his phone open. "Dinah!" Everyone else in the shop exchanged knowing glances, save Piper. She leaned over to Jen.
"That's . . . his girlfriend?"
"Best friend," Jen corrected.
"For now," Camille noted.
Priestly managed to miss the whole exchange. "What's happening?"
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15/1/12 07:47 (UTC)"Please, like you understand human-kind," Tish said.
"Now Tish, it's not that I don't understand, it's that I use my powers for good instead of evil."
A napkin bounced off Priestly's forehead and he grinned. "Tish says 'hi'," he told Dinah.
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15/1/12 07:51 (UTC)(no subject)
15/1/12 07:53 (UTC)Behind Priestly, the entire shop exchanged glances again. Kidnapped?
Jen and Trucker, who'd known Priestly the longest and had a bit more experience with his weirdness, shrugged. They'd learned it was better not to ask.
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15/1/12 07:57 (UTC)(no subject)
15/1/12 08:03 (UTC)". . . Not if you want me to teach you how to paint people peeing on each other?"
Priestly nodded. "Word." He pulled the phone back up to his chin. "I'm still looking it. You should find a tattoo shop willing to let you be an apprentice."
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15/1/12 08:25 (UTC)Trucker laughed.
"I'm gonna take that as a yes."
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15/1/12 08:36 (UTC)With the tattoo gun. Look, it worked in his head.
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15/1/12 08:42 (UTC)(no subject)
15/1/12 08:52 (UTC)"Okay, seriously," said Piper. "Who is this woman?"
Priestly rolled his eyes and pulled the phone away from his mouth. "Oh come on, men and women can totally be friends, okay?"
Even when they also totally had sexual tension at their twenty year reunion.
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15/1/12 08:54 (UTC)Not too much! Just enough. Jeez. Twenty year reunion was twenty years off!
"...actually, that's kind of an argument to do it. There needs to be more BFF's who are famous. Crime's one way to go."
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