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lovemykilt"I don't know, man," Priestly was saying. "I just really have the urge to watch a whole bunch of reality TV."
"What, like The Bachelor?" Tish asked.
"Mythbusters," Jen guessed.
"I like Food Network," said Piper. When they all looked at her, she shrugged. "What? I like to cook."
Priestly shook himself. "Man, that will never stop being weird." He grinned. "You know, we should totally do our own reality show. Like The Real World or Big Brother only with subs --"
He was cut off by the bell over the door. Two polo shirted, schwoopy haired preppy looking dudes walked in, paused in the doorway, and lifted their sunglasses.
"Oh look," Priestly muttered. "Synchronized douchebags." Tish shot him a death glare as she snatched the order pad from Piper, and he pretended to refocus on his grill.
"What can I get you?" Tish asked the khaki twins.
"We phoned it in," said the brunette. "Two spicy Italian subs."
Tish shifted against the counter and looked him over. "How big?"
"Ten. Inches."
"Total?"
The brunette smirked. "Each, of course." The blonde nodded like a bobblehead. Priestly rolled his eyes. Tish let out a pleased sigh. Priestly rolled his eyes even harder.
Piper held the two subs up and waited patiently for Tish to break eye contact with the brunette long enough to notice.
"I'm Tish," Tish said, with a breathy exhale. She passed the subs over.
The brunette pulled out a twenty like he was paying a cheap hooker, took the subs, and left. Tish sighed again and swooned.
"Did that work for anyone else?"
Priestly feigned a swoon of his own. "Oh totally!" he said. Tish smacked him with a towel.
[ooc: second half ripped right out of canon. Open for SP phone calls and the like.]
"What, like The Bachelor?" Tish asked.
"Mythbusters," Jen guessed.
"I like Food Network," said Piper. When they all looked at her, she shrugged. "What? I like to cook."
Priestly shook himself. "Man, that will never stop being weird." He grinned. "You know, we should totally do our own reality show. Like The Real World or Big Brother only with subs --"
He was cut off by the bell over the door. Two polo shirted, schwoopy haired preppy looking dudes walked in, paused in the doorway, and lifted their sunglasses.
"Oh look," Priestly muttered. "Synchronized douchebags." Tish shot him a death glare as she snatched the order pad from Piper, and he pretended to refocus on his grill.
"What can I get you?" Tish asked the khaki twins.
"We phoned it in," said the brunette. "Two spicy Italian subs."
Tish shifted against the counter and looked him over. "How big?"
"Ten. Inches."
"Total?"
The brunette smirked. "Each, of course." The blonde nodded like a bobblehead. Priestly rolled his eyes. Tish let out a pleased sigh. Priestly rolled his eyes even harder.
Piper held the two subs up and waited patiently for Tish to break eye contact with the brunette long enough to notice.
"I'm Tish," Tish said, with a breathy exhale. She passed the subs over.
The brunette pulled out a twenty like he was paying a cheap hooker, took the subs, and left. Tish sighed again and swooned.
"Did that work for anyone else?"
Priestly feigned a swoon of his own. "Oh totally!" he said. Tish smacked him with a towel.
[ooc: second half ripped right out of canon. Open for SP phone calls and the like.]
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15/1/12 10:12 (UTC)Heh. Well, that wasn't going to happen. Probably.
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15/1/12 10:23 (UTC)". . . Piper, can you teach me how to do graffiti?"
Because it'd be fun to get Dinah out of her comfort zone. Yes.
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15/1/12 10:25 (UTC)(no subject)
15/1/12 10:26 (UTC)(no subject)
15/1/12 10:27 (UTC)Couldn't be *that* hard. Could it?
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15/1/12 10:32 (UTC)Priestly should possibly reconsider demanding she try doing it.
"Cool. Anyway, we might actually be about to get another customer, so I'll talk to you later?"
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15/1/12 10:35 (UTC)