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[lovemykilt]

Hey, you've reached Priestly. Aren't you lucky! I'm not around to take your call, but you probably know what to do.

*beep*

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[lovemykilt]

"Tish. We used to fight about the most random stuff. Dating does not magically make you not disagree with people. Even when you love them otherwise."

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"Hunh. Okay. That sounds..." Fighty-sex with someone she liked, who could take it? Uh, fun. And now she was having Arrow thoughts, because she could totally see that, and that was... right. Boy parts? Way too responsive. "--Like something to explore later. When I'm not a guy. And not with Julian, because I think that crosses the line over into genuinely pissed." Angry sex with Lucivar..? Oh, damn, stupid body. "I hate you, by the way. Just so you know." Okay, and that didn't help either. Damnit.

[lovemykilt]

"What, what? Why? What'd I do?" Priestly was confused. "Wait, is Momo there? Are you teasing her with the idea of us having hate sex?"

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"No, but that sounds like a good suggestion." Heee. Mark had come back over and wandered off to say something, then left still looking weirded out. Or weirded out again. "Mark! Get over it, I am wearing your clothes for the next four days! ... No, just. Boy bodies. I forget, in between, how obvious they are."

[lovemykilt]

". . . I'm sorry you get random erections?" Priestly offered. "They can be irritating, but you learn to deal with them after awhile."

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"I know, I know... I just, this is not the time, when I'm in Glacia, and sex is not on the horizon, to be a guy's body." She paused, parsing that thought. "Not dirty, and okay! So. How's your sex life? Which is not at all connected to mine?" And will hopefully not continue the problem, but... "Forget I asked that."

[lovemykilt]

Priestly laughed. "Yeah, talking about sex is pretty much just going to exacerbate the problem. You could just go get yourself off, if you get the chance. That'll probably give you at last fifteen minutes break."

He was talking about his female best friend masturbating as a guy. His life was weird.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

That cracked Dinah up to the point where she couldn't even think, and she finally wheezed, "You are such a... Okay, now I'm going to have to, and..." More laughing.

Then Dinah came back on the line with, "Our lives, Priestly. What are they."

[lovemykilt]

"Ah, the life of the Fandom alum. It's never boring, at least."

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"Too damn true. Now, if you excuse me." Dinah's voice turned pompous and smirky. "I have business to attend to, sir."

[lovemykilt]

"Try to find some lotion," Priestly suggested. "And enjoy."